|
1) Q: Is it true that under communism people could order food by phone? A: Yes, but the delivery was by TV.
2) Q: Who were the first communists? A: Adam and Eve. They were hungry and naked but thought they were in paradise.
3)Brezhnev asks Kosigin:
- How many Jews live in our country?
- Approximately 3-4 million.
- And how many would leave if we let them go?
- About 10-15 million...
4)
|