1) Q: Is it true that under communism people could order food by phone? A: Yes, but the delivery was by TV. 2) Q: Who were the first communists? A: Adam and Eve. They were hungry and naked but thought they were in paradise. 3)Brezhnev asks Kosigin: - How many Jews live in our country? - Approximately 3-4 million. - And how many would leave if we let them go? - About 10-15 million... 4)

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