What game console should I get next?

PS2	(7 %)
PSP	(7 %)
Nintendo DS	(67 %)
Dreamcast	(20 %)

What kind of pet should I get?

Hamster	(0 %)
Dog	(57 %)
Turtle	(7 %)
Monkey	(36 %)

Choose a new nickname for me.

Jesse-bob	(43 %)
JJ	(21 %)
'You'	(14 %)
Lard boy	(21 %)

What should I name my kids?

Larry	(21 %)
Moe	(21 %)
Curly	(21 %)
'Kid'	(36 %)